i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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