you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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