Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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