maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
a search helicopter?!
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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