Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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