gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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