I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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