Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
