nut hugger
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I didn't notice because vodka
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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