I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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