hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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