It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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