i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
God, I missed his penis.
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