nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Randomize
