The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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