yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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