the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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