I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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