I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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