She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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