"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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