The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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