eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
