Me too!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Randomize
