apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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