see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
