If i come over, it means nothing
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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