Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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