Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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