wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
A+ Viking dick
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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