and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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