Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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