Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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