Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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