Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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