Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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