Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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