Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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