ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
is this the sara with the beer cane?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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