she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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