No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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