I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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