As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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