why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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