North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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