My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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