Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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