i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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