My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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