areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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